i had a vein sewn up, few deep stiches on my right arm when i swung a punch at someone and he moved,,, and i went straight though a leaded window then pulled back,,, the glass on lead acted as a anchor and torn the vein,,, was pissed at the time,, got bared from the pub and the cab driver took me to hospital rather than home to get some sleep and go in the morning that i sugested,,,,,i took hes card and when i left A&E i picked up the public phone with my right arm ( still pissed btw) and ripped the stiches and had to get them redone again and now i got a fold in the skin on my hand,,,, the nurse wasnt impressed when i went back to her and said " sorry love think you should missed a stitch,, you aint ever gonna get a job at mike baldwins factory"

also broke my collar bone,, fuck me that hurts !!!, cant laugh it off due to the pain,,,, and crying hurts even fucking more AND i had to walk my BMX out of the forest to meet the ambulance, then i dislocated it 6 months later and then again,,, and again all falling over on bikes and now my shoulder is higher one side than the other,, i look like a freek american rapper posing for the camera

broke the knuckles off my right hand,,, punched a kid in school to shut him up,,, but hit him twice and the second time he lowered hes head like a hedgehog and the second blow on the top of hes head chipped off my kuckles,,,, i carried on at school in pain hiding it so nobody knew i hurt my self

broke the bone in the back of my hand smacking a doorman who tried to throw me down the stairs,,, he went with me then hes mates gave me a kicking on the floor for a bit, i got up and he was adjusting hes clip on tie with a cockey smirk so i swung at him with all my weight, he went down for a bit too,,,,, he was still on the floor after hes mates gave me ANOTHER kicking and punching on the floor for a bit and i got pushed out onto the street

broke my nose 3 times, first time some kids tried nicking my bike, i held on to it laying on the floor whilst the rushed me, one of em was kneeing me in the face,, for what felt like half a hour,, stopped hurting after the first few knees but BOY was my face fucked, eyes where flush with my face and nose was wonky

second time a guy i used to know tried it on with my missus and i had a fight with him a few years before,,, then i see him in a pub with a few mates and he gets one of em to start chatting nikki up KNOWING i will bite after a while,, turns out hes "mate" is a boxer,,, i swear i got 2 punches in and he punched the living fuck out of me GOOD NEWS,,,,,, HE SORTED THE KINK IN MY NOSE !!!! by breaking it again pmsl

then again someone nutted me in a row sly manchester fashion but was a proper nice go,,,, it was one shot then 2 of my mates kicked the fuck out of him,, whilst i had a 15 min nose bleed that wouldnt stop

oh and also torn a ligament when a mate of mine pushed me out of a tree,,,, still dont know why i done it to this day,, i shook the branch for a joke,,,,,, he PUSHED ME out of a conker tree 30ft from the floor and i landed on my feet,,,though sideways falling pmsl

oh and this is a minor incident but the most dangerous,,, whilst larking about with mate i was pushed backwards,,,,, into the window of a pub and i fell through the window that didnt shatter but broken,,, i was looking up at a bit of glass aiming down on me as i pushed up on the broken paine with my forearms and got the fuck out of the way as the top part of the window came crashing down, still got the scars on my fore arms from the glass when i pushed up but if i didnt get up quick the top of the window would have come down on me like a french guilotine !!!

notice that most of these all taken place under the influence of stella !!!, either inside a pub,comming home from a pub and the last one was coming home from a club,,,,and i was pushed/fell into a pub !!!