see, you lot have had recent damage, i'm of the age where having a camera meant that it was only allowed out of the house at weddings

i missed a few out:

cut open my right index finger when i fell off a bike aged 16, bled a lot and had a few stiches
had the tips of 3 fingers on my right hand planed off by my dad when i was 17, then he said "put them under a tap, i'm off to the pub" and i had to end up driving myself to the shopital where i had everything bandaged up
broke my left index finger plaing tennis (doubles, we both went for the ball, his racket hit my hand as i was going for a double backhand and the bone came out)
cut myself shaving the other day and bled like halal meat
stubbed my toe today as well

but fuck me is that fella with the belly scar hairy