sounds like i need to explain lol

cunt x was going out with a bird. her sister was going out with a mate. sister drove to club one night and i tagged a lift.

cunt x was jellous so told his mate cunt y

cunt y approached from my blind spot (ie i wasnt taking any notice) and lamped me one for no reason (other than his gay mate told him to)

i lost a pint of blood and went to hospital in the club owners audi s3, and bled on the leather lol

thats about it.