LOL! Well that's not MY ST170... and no crack involved!

And yes Dave, i know you're referring to the new one, but "new" is a relative word- let's be honest, it's still at least 15 years old under the skin. I've driven it since before it was launched (no, i'm not minted, I work for Bentley) and I'm glad you seem to like it but you're really not selling it to me!