Simon,
You keep going on about your history, as if that is everyone elses fault bar your own

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The facts of our "history" are:
You CONSTANTLY let me and your customers down, told blatant lies about delivery times - even to the extent of saying things had been sent when they had not.
I got pissed off with this and decided not to use you again.
I then saw what a muddle you were getting in, as you were STILL doing this to people even after I slated you for it. However, as you're such a clever chap, I hated the thought of you going to waste and if you got yourself sorted, there was a good opportunity for us BOTH to profit from it, and so I offered to step in and liaise between you and your customers to resolve your "issues" of poor customer service, by going through me.
However, despite this, you still carried on in the usual same vien and continued to spin your bullshit lies to me and everyone else, even when I was trying to help you

. All you had to do was be 100% honest, and you failed EPICALLY to do this.
So I again decided to leave you to it and washed my hands of you.
That is the extent of our "history" as far as I am concerned, so how you feel I have any bias towards you (other than not believing a word you say based on past experience) is strange.
So my comment still stands - prove you're not full of shit and that you don't have alterior motives. Stu, Tony, myself and even Chip (plus I'm sure MANY others) can see right through you, because of your constant little digs and sly comments.
I would prefer it if you didn't put me down, as I am scared of what people might think if they believe that I want to be associated with you in any way, shape or form

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