There are some very obscure laws, such as with the exception of carrots most goods cannot be sold on a sunday, it is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises, it is illegal for two males to have sex(with women) seperately in the same house at the same time, breaking a egg at the sharp end rsults in 24 hours in the stocks, impersonating a chelsea pensioner is fraud, picking up abandoned luggage is regarded as terrorism, the penalty for commiting suicide is death, interfering with the mail can carry the death penalty, placing a stamp(headed stamp) upside down is treason, you can only shoot a welsh person(legally)with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight, you must not shoot welsh people on a sunday in cathedral close or with a longbow, normal bow is ok, it is illegal for women to be topless in public except in a tropical fish store, but only if they are employed as a clerk, it is perfectly legal to shoot a scotsman on any day except a sunday,so long as with bow and arrow, damaging the grass is illegal, you are not allowed to fish on a sunday for salmon, you are not allowed to be in posession of a cow if you are drunk, trespassing on someone else's land is LEGAL, if someone knocks on your door to use your commode you must let them.
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