Old Oct 24, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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Thanks Carlo

Stu some more banking jokes for you

How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

Q. What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons?
A. Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's



Q. What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q. What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common?
A. They both have frozen assets

Q. For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland?
A. About three Pounds Fifty
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