at my work!!!no joke.up in the vat room where they keep the whisky.i had just started a few days and was gettin a tour round from a few fellow electricians.told me to wait down stairs till they went to the top of the vats to check stuff.
so theres me down stairs sitting on a walkway reading some drawing trying to get used to the place and basically to show an interest as i had just started.saw a dirty hand out the corner of my eye.i stood up saying "fuck sake guys i shit myself there"thot it was some workmates that had sneaked up on me.turned round and no one there

sounds daft i know and i still tell myself it was just something "in the corner of my eye"