Originally Posted by DanRSturbo

My boss's Mrs has been playing away at Arsenal vs Tottenham. He's 30, got 3 kids, and found out via facebook that his Mrs has been getting cock off the local villiage idiot. So he's devorcing her. No if's no but's, no chance to apolagise. Straight out of it. He now sleeps on a sofa bed in his extension whilst his mrs goes out nearly every night and comes home at 6am in the morning, It's fucking destroying him day by day and I generally feel sorry for the bloke.

So, you tosspeice of a cretin, if you are to venture down the path of smashing this birds back door in, most of the male population will give you a strong pat on the back and a round of applause, meanwhile the heart of your wife and son / daughter will be ripped wide open. So you have to ask yourself, is what I am giving up worth it ? If it is then sit your wife down and explain the situation. Expect to get hit, expect to get your clothes ripped up, and anything you generally care about in the house smashed up. If I told my mrs this she'd smash my playstation to bits and probably key the fuck out of my car