Thats fucking wrong sorry Radders your sick in the head mate lol
space-docking
The act of using your faeces to penetrate your significant other. Faeces may be frozen and/or inserted into a condom prior to insertion.
"What the hell is this in the freezer?! You must be bloody crazy if you think we're going to try space-docking tonight - You know my book club is on a Wednesday."
Mike