my clifford locked the car up one night..with the car running..long story keys in the ignition..and the cars happy on tickover me and my mate sitting there looking at the car all locked up

i rang a taxi. as i was close to home about 3 miles away ..

gets back to the car..and the taxi driver says fuck you never said it was a cosworth LOL ..

and then i said to him have seen the size of the fella sitting on the wall "BIG DAVE " 6.7 18 stone its in good hands while i went back for the keys ive got 3 spares now