A blind man entered a lesbian bar by mistake.
He made his way to a barstool and ordered a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately fell deathly quiet.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things..

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph. D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude.

Now, think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thought for a second, shook his head and said,

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."