one more befor i fuck off to the pub

a nun gets on a bus thats empty except the driver she says im going to die soon but i want to have sex befor i do but i must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i cannot commit adultery so it must be a single man, can you fullfil my wish? yes he says and nails it full bore balls slapping
then feeling guilty he says im sorry i lied i,m married with 3 kids, thats ok said the nun i lied too, my name is kevin and im going to a fancey dress party