PRISON....is it like what the radio dj's etc say.....ie its very cushy with plasma tv's playstations etc?????

..I thought it was a place where you had to work hard as punishment then get locked away in a cell with a hole to shit in?.....and you had a big risk of getting fucked....now thats WHY i dont wont to go to prison so am law abiding to a degree...BUT it appears its well cool and you eat good have loads of leisure time bascically a holiday

....i even heard you get paid!
...is there any wonder the UK is goin to the dogs?