In B&Q today at the help desk and my mate standing behind me reading the paper

been there about 10 mins waiting so starting looking round as you do, anyway clocked this Gezza about my age with a proper dodgy eye I took no notice and carried on waiting and looking about

another 10 mins went by I looked round a my mate and behind him about 10ft away to the left is this Gezza, my mate sees him looks at him looks at me then the Gezza smiles at him but he’s looking straight at him and I just burst out laughing and turn my back on the pair of them

i said loud enough so my mate could here think he wants your number, my mate starts to laugh and walks out the shop

Nothing wrong with people with a funny eye just i noticed him because of it