Come on all tell us ya facts - that time like at school when you just cant help but laugh and send your self int to a tear giggling frenzy

Tonight this serious subject came up to our horror.


My friends son comes in the room and says -
'Dad a boy at school said to me today'
- Get lost go and eat ya mums minge'.
"what does minge mean?"

At this point im in more shock than anything!
My mate explained its a bad name for a lady's private parts and to be honest could not have explained it better.

Then muttered under his breath to me -
"You seriously dont want to lick that it tastes like a battery".
At this point his wife walks in and he then says

" here she is Ever Ready "
What!!!!!!!
I said - here what times dinner ready.


I was in stiches