Fukin neighbours eh?

We lost our fence in the storms on Hogmanay. I went to my neighbour to see about her chipping in with some cash for a replacement. She said that since the fence was mine she was unwilling to contribute. I never knew the fence was solely mine as I hadn't long moved in, but had the shoe been on the other foot I would have helped out as we both get benefit from it.

So anyway I stripped out all the old fence and dug out all the old posts and put up a brand new 8ft high fence. Put the posts and battons on her side (fuck her) and wood stained the full lot. Fence looks shit hot, much better than the old one. Thing had only been up a matter of days and the cow appears saying she doesn't like it and would have prefered it treated with a lighter brown, told her to fuck off. Any opinions/contributions she had were null and void the minute she said that it was my fence and that I should pay for it. Thing is, I've got plenty wood left over and am now going to fence in my front garden as well, although only 3ft high it will be same style and colour.

In short mate, if you're paying for it - fuck yer neighbours.

SMG