Originally Posted by Dan@Rapid-Ford
theres a cat up the road from me that lies on the pavement during the day waiting to attack people and dogs.
was walking the dog I tried to shooing it away and it just turns sideways and walks towards me hissing and fur all on end I thought fuck that and crossed the road and the fucker followed me

now it stares at me when I walk past
told my mate who lives across the road about it had he laughed but then it hid behind a wall and jumped out on him walking his rotty and scratched the dog across the nose
vicious little fucker it is, should be locked up or kept on a leash

Give it a swift kick with a sizeable boot

in the teeth if possible.
i would get a supersoaker and just shoot the cat with a spray of water, should solve the problem