Whats nice is when you have a dentist all your life and mess it up by stupidly forgetting to re-book the next checkup on your way out due to other things on your mind and then lose your place as you ring up to book another after too many months that they allow. You then get advised to ring every so often to see if they can take you on.

After calling every month for a couple of months and being told theres no places you then get told they won't be taking anyone on for some time now as they just got forced to take a load of polish people on and they are totally full.

Perfect.