I have just come from a Carwash in Gloucester where I paid 3 Polish lads £10 to valet my car inside and out at their little Petrol Station forecourt enterprise!

They worked for 35 minutes cleaning my E46 Beemer which was absolutely hanging - covered in shit, mud, bird crap and inside was bits of kebab from September and mud and god knows what! A right tip!! It would have cost me a tenner in jetwash tokens alone!!

They must be insane to do it for that much! I mean 3 quid each for cleaning a car that was fucking minging? They must be insane!!

I just stood there grinning at the idiots! Top job as well!