i had a fight with a cunt of a doorman once as i accidently dropped my pint and the glass smashed. The prick of a doorman who was shorter than me but wider as im a skinny cunt demanded I pick up the broken glass to which i promptly told him to fuck off as it was an accident.

He then decided to throw me about the place, over a table knocking over some fit bint and then out the door when we tussled for a bit until i got really pissed off and smacked the cunt straight in the eye - it had to be the sweetest left hook i have ever done as you could hear the fist land on his face and left a lovely big bruise












































doormen are pussies