oi ya cheeky fookers,,, i was born in aycliffe,,, dont try and tell me what its like and not like

my ENTIRE family are from the north east


i just live in london as,,,,, well my parents moved here when the old man lost his buisness back in the days of thatcher

i keep thinking about moving back but the last time i went to visit i got given 9 fucking points,, the old bill are like the fucking FBI in aycliffe,, cunts was gonna arrest me as i NEVER SIGNED MY BANK CARD AND THAT WAS THE ONLY ID I HAD ON ME !!!!!


round here you can rob a bank and the police will call you a cab