Fuc*ing Homosexual Slack Jawed shirt lifters.
First, loads of you go on about the cost...for fuck sake it was forty quid! Then come the 'oh I've just realised it's my dogs second cousins Annual ritual child abuse satanic horse buggering Jamboree, I couldn't possibly miss that' excuses.
Not too sure about inviting 'Tragically young bald bloke' Monthly either, wasn't one of their number a 'no money sent' on this occaision?
Just go's to show how many dreamers out there I supose.....

Cash the dough Christian I'll be there next time.
Suggest whatever we do though, we keep this thread going, that way we can see how many of the no doubt legion of 'clever' respondee's to this fail to turn up next time as well!