lol i cant belive i missed this post nothing says winner like a pint glass in the chin

or you can simply walk away, then at a later time if your still pissed off go back jump on the guy and bite a chunk out of his face (eating it is optional)

always do a head count

the moral of the story you can be the biggest hardest man in the world and be knifed by some scrawny little smack head on the way home