Am studying for my advanced driving test at the moment. After the inital shock of realising I have to drive a TRAFFIC COPPER about so he can diss the cos and my driving, I also realised it won't be the piece of pee I expected it to be.

My main, and incomprehensible problem is I do not steer by push and pull. Which you have to do to pass. I have been trying, but I always slip into bad habits.

So who does and who doesn't?

The worst bloody thing is that my 55 year old mum is taking her driving test in a few weeks.. and the cow pushes and pulls like there's no tomorrow. Smug B*atch