A friend at work was ridding his scooter into the city yesterday, he approached a set of lights where a van was waiting, he stopped behind the van and it suddenly decided to reverse into him, apparently he missed a turn off and was reversing back and missed the turn.

Knocked my mate off his bike and smashed the front of it. He got out and apologised but when my mate phoned his company to sort it out the woman on the phone said
"oh you the guy that ran into the back of my driver"

Now he will really struggle to win this case, his only hope is that the area was covered by the CCTV that is around the city.

What a Cooont, if you do something wrong and nearly kill some one the least you can do is put your fooking hands up and not be a sh*te

Worst is that my mate is the most honest bloke you could meet and wouldn't hurt a fly