Jay, man, that sounds a fooking GREAT year mate, you met us lot AND got to bang a hot Asian Bird, whilst quite rightly telling some other bird shes a slapper and to fook off

Few beers down the road and i will recount to you a truly piss poor year mate, purely to chgeer you up. Then Chip and I are going to jump off the Pier, so may be worth tapping us for £100 after the story




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