Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Kim
Tony Turbo has a large Arsenal for just this kind of thing
In 2005, a crack heron commando unit was sent to the pond by a military heron for a fish they didn’t steal.
These heron's promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Rochdale underground.
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as heron's of fortune.
If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you could hire The Turbonator.

AROFL
This is what we use for "home defence"
We haven't seen the mother fucker back since he met the pointy end of this.... I wonder why......