I was chatting to the IT admin chap at work yesterday (he's a crazy Russian by the way) about processors, and he made a funny.....

I was asking about cache and he says "You know P4? Well, P4 has this built in chace, like a memory. It lets the processor run faster and more efficiantly(sp). Well imagine this cache is half broken and not working properly" (I nod) "You know what we call this?" (I shake my head)

"Celeron" he says