I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.



Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

 

oh fook...































not rust

 

was posted a while ago but still funny as fuck

 

That's really bad mate, I really feel for you, you must be gutted but remember it's only rust!!!

A good bodyshop should be able to sort it no problem!!!

 

i felt really bad for you for a minute there!!

and then i felt worse! rust is a real killer!!

 

fuck- and your car is for sale as well.

Get Tiff to delete this asap

 

Darrone,

Not being funny with you, but the rust on the Cossie is the least of your problems.

IMO you need to sort your out marriage first and put things on to perspective.

I am actually dissapointed with all the others that have posted replys, all making out that the rust is such a big deal.

It maybe just to confront your wife, that way you will know just where you stand.

If things go badly and you get divorced, chances are she will get the car anyway.

I just hope you both get it all sorted soon, very sorry to hear about this.

 

arofpmsl, funny as fook

 

Doug its a joke m8

 

I reeeeeaaaaaaaly hope your joking, and not just the most gullible person on planet earth

 

fuck me doug, you muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust be joking ya daft fuka, thats made me laugh more than the joke

 

Steve,
It's definitely the latter - the joke was funny, but Doug not realising it was a joke was even funnier .

 

 

 

Oh dear Doug.....
I know you say you're gullable, but you are taking the piss with this 1 hun!

 

Darrone,

I think that the mods should delete this thread anyway.

For a start the title is misleading.

It should say "Joke.......I've got a big problem"

AND NOT "advice needed....Ive got a big problem"

If this thread is not deleted someone is going to look very silly - ar'nt they?

 

no doug.....'is going to' should say 'already does'
hunny =)

 

Thats right Katie, thanks!

Darrone - see even Katie agrees how silly it looks for YOU posting this!

 

I'm in tears here

 

Doug m8 you crack me up.

 

Glad to hear that mate!

Nice Moonstone 3DR BTW................shame about the rust

 

It's for sale too everyone! Check out the Cars for Sale!

 

fook me was avin a right laugh about this, cheers Darrone3dr & doug youve both made my day..................pmsl

 

 

Fook the rust i wanna know who the missus is seeing