worst thing you ever done to someone i crushed a mate's car
22-09-2006, 02:25 PM
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worst thing you ever done to someone i crushed a mate's car
something diffrent to chat about
what is the worst thing you done to someone after thay pissed you of
or stole something from you etc.
i went to my lock up one day and found that my 51,000 mile xr3i
that is near mint had some damage done to it the front wing was
done with an iron bar the bonnet was also done and the spot lights
i did no who done it but there was no prove,
i contacted the police but as it was on private land thay didnt do jack
shit for a matter of fact it took them 6 month's to arrest the t**t so
one day i went to my workshop and there was a scrap lorry following
me i found the same lad that done the damage to my car by my workshop
i smashed every window on this lads car kicked all the panels in and
i still wanted to do one better so i told this guy with the lorry to pick
his car up and crush it on the back the lad just stod there and watched
police told him thay couldnt do a thing about it as it was on private
ground i got away with it
what is the worst thing you done to someone after thay pissed you of
or stole something from you etc.
i went to my lock up one day and found that my 51,000 mile xr3i
that is near mint had some damage done to it the front wing was
done with an iron bar the bonnet was also done and the spot lights
i did no who done it but there was no prove,
i contacted the police but as it was on private land thay didnt do jack
shit for a matter of fact it took them 6 month's to arrest the t**t so
one day i went to my workshop and there was a scrap lorry following
me i found the same lad that done the damage to my car by my workshop
i smashed every window on this lads car kicked all the panels in and
i still wanted to do one better so i told this guy with the lorry to pick
his car up and crush it on the back the lad just stod there and watched
police told him thay couldnt do a thing about it as it was on private
ground i got away with it
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22-09-2006, 02:32 PM
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to be honets guy's we had tool's stolen and 3 break ins all by this
lad so why give the cut your fooking fingers off i dont know dan
think of you being in my shoe's
lad so why give the cut your fooking fingers off i dont know dan
think of you being in my shoe's
22-09-2006, 02:33 PM
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My god this topic could open a nice big can of worms 
I've done some nasty shit in the past to people who have fucked me over, nothing that wasn't deserved tho, however, most of it illegal so wouldnt want to implicate myself
Ive learnt to control myself more in recent years, and choose my friends much more wisely. There is however one outstanding issue with someone back home that will be resolved to my satisfaction one day
Im a nice girl really
lol
I've done some nasty shit in the past to people who have fucked me over, nothing that wasn't deserved tho, however, most of it illegal so wouldnt want to implicate myself
Ive learnt to control myself more in recent years, and choose my friends much more wisely. There is however one outstanding issue with someone back home that will be resolved to my satisfaction one day
Im a nice girl really
lol
22-09-2006, 02:35 PM
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if people hurt you or your family phsically then fair enough but not someones car thats a bit low,
and Porkie did you crush Martins car for him hahahaha
and Porkie did you crush Martins car for him hahahaha
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Originally Posted by Porkie
My mate broke my back in two places, my nose and made me need 40 stitches in my face
22-09-2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: worst thing you ever done to someone i crushed a mate's
Originally Posted by Rs Baz
something diffrent to chat about
what is the worst thing you done to someone after thay pissed you of
or stole something from you etc.
i went to my lock up one day and found that my 51,000 mile xr3i
that is near mint had some damage done to it the front wing was
done with an iron bar the bonnet was also done and the spot lights
i did no who done it but there was no prove,
i contacted the police but as it was on private land thay didnt do jack
shit for a matter of fact it took them 6 month's to arrest the t**t so
one day i went to my workshop and there was a scrap lorry following
me i found the same lad that done the damage to my car by my workshop
i smashed every window on this lads car kicked all the panels in and
i still wanted to do one better so i told this guy with the lorry to pick
his car up and crush it on the back the lad just stod there and watched
police told him thay couldnt do a thing about it as it was on private
ground i got away with it
what is the worst thing you done to someone after thay pissed you of
or stole something from you etc.
i went to my lock up one day and found that my 51,000 mile xr3i
that is near mint had some damage done to it the front wing was
done with an iron bar the bonnet was also done and the spot lights
i did no who done it but there was no prove,
i contacted the police but as it was on private land thay didnt do jack
shit for a matter of fact it took them 6 month's to arrest the t**t so
one day i went to my workshop and there was a scrap lorry following
me i found the same lad that done the damage to my car by my workshop
i smashed every window on this lads car kicked all the panels in and
i still wanted to do one better so i told this guy with the lorry to pick
his car up and crush it on the back the lad just stod there and watched
police told him thay couldnt do a thing about it as it was on private
ground i got away with it
serves the cunt right for damaging your car in the first place 
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22-09-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: worst thing you ever done to someone i crushed a mate's
[/quote]serves the cunt right for damaging your car in the first place [/quote]
thank you
i hear so many stories on here saying go cut his fooking fingers off
smash his skull in etc but it's all talk when i talk about it i do it
[/quote] thank you
i hear so many stories on here saying go cut his fooking fingers off
smash his skull in etc but it's all talk when i talk about it i do it
22-09-2006, 02:46 PM
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serves the cunt right for damaging your car in the first place [/quote]
thank you
i hear so many stories on here saying go cut his fooking fingers off
smash his skull in etc but it's all talk when i talk about it i do it[/quote]
note to self, never piss this guy off
[/quote] thank you
i hear so many stories on here saying go cut his fooking fingers off
smash his skull in etc but it's all talk when i talk about it i do it
[/quote] note to self, never piss this guy off
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I think it would be safe to piss him off. Thats the biggest load of bollocks I've ever heard. Isn't it amazing how hard people are when they are on the internet.
Me, personally - this one guy stole my valve caps for his BMX, so I cut off his balls and took him up in my private jet and threw him out. I told the police about it, but they couldn't do anything coz they dont cover the sky. Its the truth innit
Me, personally - this one guy stole my valve caps for his BMX, so I cut off his balls and took him up in my private jet and threw him out. I told the police about it, but they couldn't do anything coz they dont cover the sky. Its the truth innit
22-09-2006, 02:51 PM
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lol mate thats fair enough if you damage his car back but cummon a car is a blokes pride n joy, nw if any1 was 2 touch my car i think a bit of panel beating on the guys face would work... and would be quiet entertaning lol
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Re: worst thing you ever done to someone i crushed a mate's
when i talk about it i do it
[/quote]you fuckin' hero
you make me feel so proud to be British
22-09-2006, 03:02 PM
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Okay picture the scene, I'm 11 years old, my Grandparents had bought me a "ship in a bottle" as a Birthday present and I'm running with it to show my mate's mum and dad, with said mate running beside me, and he decides to deliberately trip me up 
. Obviously I went sprawling, present smashed to pieces, and me then in tears . I was furious, as he was a year older a lot taller and stronger, so I couldn't extract any physical revenge, and he also maintained to his parents that it had been an accident (although telling me he had done it deliberately to see what happened ), so he got away Scott free (or so he thought ), little realising what a vindictive little bastard I was to become .
A few days later (as it was the summer holidays), a plan was hatched. Just like any normal children, we loved sweets and were always happy to share - we used to buy a bag of pick and mix and gorge ourselves. On this occasion, I bought a bag of pick and mix and then added a WHOLE bar of Exlax (the wonders of what a half segment could do, I had been shown when I had constipation some weeks previously ). I removed all the wrapping, broke the bar into its individual chunks (one of which was adult dosage) and put them with the rest of the pick and mix in the paper bag. I then pretended I had overdosed on the sweets and couldn't eat any more, and offered what was left to my "friend". It was with great joy that I watched him eat EVERY SINGLE "sweet" in the bag .
We then went and met up with a load of others and played football. I can't remember the length of time it took to react, but after playing for some time, Jonathan gave a strange look. I asked him what was wrong, and he just got on his bike and rode off shouting over his shoulder that he had to go home.
It later transpired that he had farted and followed through. Not a normal follow through though, this was the liquid shit variety, and he did this for THREE days (as in EVERY time he farted, he shat himself). He wouldn't leave the house without carrying a spare pair of under-wear with him, as it was THAT bad, and he couldn't stop it .
Revenge was sweet.
Moral of this story? Don't fuck with me.
. Obviously I went sprawling, present smashed to pieces, and me then in tears . I was furious, as he was a year older a lot taller and stronger, so I couldn't extract any physical revenge, and he also maintained to his parents that it had been an accident (although telling me he had done it deliberately to see what happened ), so he got away Scott free (or so he thought ), little realising what a vindictive little bastard I was to become .A few days later (as it was the summer holidays), a plan was hatched. Just like any normal children, we loved sweets and were always happy to share - we used to buy a bag of pick and mix and gorge ourselves. On this occasion, I bought a bag of pick and mix and then added a WHOLE bar of Exlax (the wonders of what a half segment could do, I had been shown when I had constipation some weeks previously
). I removed all the wrapping, broke the bar into its individual chunks (one of which was adult dosage) and put them with the rest of the pick and mix in the paper bag. I then pretended I had overdosed on the sweets and couldn't eat any more, and offered what was left to my "friend". It was with great joy that I watched him eat EVERY SINGLE "sweet" in the bag .We then went and met up with a load of others and played football. I can't remember the length of time it took to react, but after playing for some time, Jonathan gave a strange look. I asked him what was wrong, and he just got on his bike and rode off shouting over his shoulder that he had to go home.
It later transpired that he had farted and followed through. Not a normal follow through though, this was the liquid shit variety, and he did this for THREE days (as in EVERY time he farted, he shat himself
). He wouldn't leave the house without carrying a spare pair of under-wear with him, as it was THAT bad, and he couldn't stop it .Revenge was sweet
.Moral of this story? Don't fuck with me
.
22-09-2006, 03:03 PM
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Mmmmmmmmm a very cool thread. Lots of different opinions on this matter. Got to admit baz if i was in your shoes id of done the same fookin thing mate. You could of smashed him up but the bruises always disappear. at least crushing his car fucked him right up the tw@t.
Lesson i learnt off my dad :-
"Dont do to other people what you wouldn't want doing to you" thats a fair point
Lesson i learnt off my dad :-
"Dont do to other people what you wouldn't want doing to you" thats a fair point
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i wouldnt say something i dont mean.
his car was there for 4 months it was only an orion big deal
it was classed as an abounden vehicle as it was left there to
long
we also have a mondeo with full rs kit expensive alloy's the
lad has left it there for 12 months now my landlord say's break
it and scrap the rest i said i cant do that as it's a tidy car and its
someone's pride.
but the lad still owe's him for storing it we havent heard from him
for 7 month's if it's still there by next jan i will have to get rid of it
his car was there for 4 months it was only an orion big deal
it was classed as an abounden vehicle as it was left there to
long
we also have a mondeo with full rs kit expensive alloy's the
lad has left it there for 12 months now my landlord say's break
it and scrap the rest i said i cant do that as it's a tidy car and its
someone's pride.
but the lad still owe's him for storing it we havent heard from him
for 7 month's if it's still there by next jan i will have to get rid of it
22-09-2006, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by gilly
Mmmmmmmmm a very cool thread. Lots of different opinions on this matter. Got to admit baz if i was in your shoes id of done the same fookin thing mate. You could of smashed him up but the bruises always disappear. at least crushing his car fucked him right up the tw@t.
Lesson i learnt off my dad :-
"Dont do to other people what you wouldn't want doing to you" thats a fair point
Lesson i learnt off my dad :-
"Dont do to other people what you wouldn't want doing to you" thats a fair point
i see your a newbie welcome to passionford
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Originally Posted by Rs Baz
Originally Posted by gilly
Mmmmmmmmm a very cool thread. Lots of different opinions on this matter. Got to admit baz if i was in your shoes id of done the same fookin thing mate. You could of smashed him up but the bruises always disappear. at least crushing his car fucked him right up the tw@t.
Lesson i learnt off my dad :-
"Dont do to other people what you wouldn't want doing to you" thats a fair point
Lesson i learnt off my dad :-
"Dont do to other people what you wouldn't want doing to you" thats a fair point
i see your a newbie welcome to passionford
Thanks for the welcome buddy 
22-09-2006, 03:13 PM
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the mondeo will be broken by myself mate we have been told by the
police that we can do what we want with it yet again it's private land
and it's classed as a abounden vehicle i dont want to mess with it as
its someone's pride dude but if he dont come forword for it or pay i will
have to break it so it can pay for the storage.
to those who think im a cunt i havent i done anything to this car then
because its someone's pride but yet i hate the t**t that own's it
police that we can do what we want with it yet again it's private land
and it's classed as a abounden vehicle i dont want to mess with it as
its someone's pride dude but if he dont come forword for it or pay i will
have to break it so it can pay for the storage.
to those who think im a cunt i havent i done anything to this car then
because its someone's pride but yet i hate the t**t that own's it
22-09-2006, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Okay picture the scene, I'm 11 years old, my Grandparents had bought me a "ship in a bottle" as a Birthday present and I'm running with it to show my mate's mum and dad, with said mate running beside me, and he decides to deliberately trip me up . Obviously I went sprawling, present smashed to pieces, and me then in tears . I was furious, as he was a year older a lot taller and stronger, so I couldn't extract any physical revenge, and he also maintained to his parents that it had been an accident (although telling me he had done it deliberately to see what happened ), so he got away Scott free (or so he thought ), little realising what a vindictive little bastard I was to become .
A few days later (as it was the summer holidays), a plan was hatched. Just like any normal children, we loved sweets and were always happy to share - we used to buy a bag of pick and mix and gorge ourselves. On this occasion, I bought a bag of pick and mix and then added a WHOLE bar of Exlax (the wonders of what a half segment could do, I had been shown when I had constipation some weeks previously ). I removed all the wrapping, broke the bar into its individual chunks (one of which was adult dosage) and put them with the rest of the pick and mix in the paper bag. I then pretended I had overdosed on the sweets and couldn't eat any more, and offered what was left to my "friend". It was with great joy that I watched him eat EVERY SINGLE "sweet" in the bag .
We then went and met up with a load of others and played football. I can't remember the length of time it took to react, but after playing for some time, Jonathan gave a strange look. I asked him what was wrong, and he just got on his bike and rode off shouting over his shoulder that he had to go home.
It later transpired that he had farted and followed through. Not a normal follow through though, this was the liquid shit variety, and he did this for THREE days (as in EVERY time he farted, he shat himself). He wouldn't leave the house without carrying a spare pair of under-wear with him, as it was THAT bad, and he couldn't stop it .
Revenge was sweet.
Moral of this story? Don't fuck with me.
. Obviously I went sprawling, present smashed to pieces, and me then in tears . I was furious, as he was a year older a lot taller and stronger, so I couldn't extract any physical revenge, and he also maintained to his parents that it had been an accident (although telling me he had done it deliberately to see what happened ), so he got away Scott free (or so he thought ), little realising what a vindictive little bastard I was to become .A few days later (as it was the summer holidays), a plan was hatched. Just like any normal children, we loved sweets and were always happy to share - we used to buy a bag of pick and mix and gorge ourselves. On this occasion, I bought a bag of pick and mix and then added a WHOLE bar of Exlax (the wonders of what a half segment could do, I had been shown when I had constipation some weeks previously
). I removed all the wrapping, broke the bar into its individual chunks (one of which was adult dosage) and put them with the rest of the pick and mix in the paper bag. I then pretended I had overdosed on the sweets and couldn't eat any more, and offered what was left to my "friend". It was with great joy that I watched him eat EVERY SINGLE "sweet" in the bag .We then went and met up with a load of others and played football. I can't remember the length of time it took to react, but after playing for some time, Jonathan gave a strange look. I asked him what was wrong, and he just got on his bike and rode off shouting over his shoulder that he had to go home.
It later transpired that he had farted and followed through. Not a normal follow through though, this was the liquid shit variety, and he did this for THREE days (as in EVERY time he farted, he shat himself
). He wouldn't leave the house without carrying a spare pair of under-wear with him, as it was THAT bad, and he couldn't stop it .Revenge was sweet
.Moral of this story? Don't fuck with me
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22-09-2006, 03:40 PM
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similar to my story really ,i worked in a garage with a real twat, i hated him as did all the other guys..... so it came to the day i handed my notice in, the month passed fast untill we reached the last day ,
"I'll make the tea" i said, now he normally had two sugars but today was special he had two spoonfulls of turbolax..... we had four cups of tea that morning........
I can remember, at about 4'o clock he ran across the workshop to the small toilet room, when he came out i swear there was real steam as he opened the door, He said i dont know whats wromg with me...I thought, i do you cunt!
"I'll make the tea" i said, now he normally had two sugars but today was special he had two spoonfulls of turbolax..... we had four cups of tea that morning........
I can remember, at about 4'o clock he ran across the workshop to the small toilet room, when he came out i swear there was real steam as he opened the door, He said i dont know whats wromg with me...I thought, i do you cunt!
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Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF
similar to my story really ,i worked in a garage with a real twat, i hated him as did all the other guys..... so it came to the day i handed my notice in, the month passed fast untill we reached the last day ,
"I'll make the tea" i said, now he normally had two sugars but today was special he had two spoonfulls of turbolax..... we had four cups of tea that morning........
I can remember, at about 4'o clock he ran across the workshop to the small toilet room, when he came out i swear there was real steam as he opened the door, He said i dont know whats wromg with me...I thought, i do you cunt!
"I'll make the tea" i said, now he normally had two sugars but today was special he had two spoonfulls of turbolax..... we had four cups of tea that morning........
I can remember, at about 4'o clock he ran across the workshop to the small toilet room, when he came out i swear there was real steam as he opened the door, He said i dont know whats wromg with me...I thought, i do you cunt!
22-09-2006, 04:18 PM
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my mate apprently killed me for a whole few minutes, but i can't remember who it was so i have never exacted my revenge 
i'm not what you would call "handy" in a fight because i'm a bit broken, but i've grown out of the "lets go and kick the shit out of him" phase when i was younger
nowadays it's all covert stuff, the last guy who fucked me up by being all big and clever got repossesed, but it was all legitimate shenanigans
i'm not what you would call "handy" in a fight because i'm a bit broken, but i've grown out of the "lets go and kick the shit out of him" phase when i was younger
nowadays it's all covert stuff, the last guy who fucked me up by being all big and clever got repossesed, but it was all legitimate shenanigans