Who's staying at the Hell Travel Lodge?


(Ooops, Freudian fook up there. I meant the HULL TL!)

 

have you now renamed that to HELL

 

Let's face it, it will go that way anyway

 

i know


well i am

 

How much is it there? Any places left?

 

If everyone is going there instead of camping then

 

St3V3_C, you have pm

 

Also which lodge, how much and anyone* want to share as i'll be on my lonesome!

*prefferably female!

 

3 in a room

gareth and rhys might wanna share with you phil

 

Wicked, i'll phone Rhys now

 

Thanks mate, phoned Lewis, will let you know how he gets on...

 

so is nobody actually staying in York?

 

no, cos york smells.. oh, and you'll be there

 

cooooooont

 

i'm following like sheep

 

me is apparently,,,well I'm just being taken there,,,,lmao so don't ask me where the fook I'm staying cos I've not a clue,,,,however,,,,,,me with Cola,,,so I must be!!


x x x

 

stay with me if you want il have to hide you from the missus tho

 

I will b there!

 

Assholes - they have just told me on the phone that there are only rooms available for a minimum of 2 nights

 

At a travel lodge?

The whole bloody idea of them is a stopover on long journeys!

 

cola can u sneak into my bed so that u save me from spiky getting in ?

 

Ring em back and tell em they are chatting rollox huni as Phil said thats the whole fooking point of a travel lodge,,,,,TWATS


x x x

 

Yea, muppets. They must reserve rooms for people who want to go away for a dirty weekend as well - guess that's all they have left.

 

I'm sure lou wouldnt mind a dirty weekend away m8!

 

looks like im camping on my own

 

you can sleep with lewis

ive got him a few days for meself anyway

and on the night before ill have spiky

 

Doh! Lokos like i'll be camping with you then Gareth!

 

Phil,

dont worry mate we'll have a laugh, theres a couple of my mates comign up with me

Rene,
sorry to let you down, but i dont fuck goons

 

that just broke my hearth mate

 

Well, im staying there so I advise you all to lock your doors, except you Cola

Did try the one in York towncentre but its fully booked.

Anyone think we might get banned from staying there again, or any travel lodge for that matter

 

lol @ Rene, afriad not. I'll be with the old man so you'll have to save yourself

Nikki, stick with me girl and it'll be a-okay lol (PS: Apologies for the other night, you should have seen the state of us!)

We're all booked in for one night only, so maybe they just don't want YOU there Is it the South Cave one?

Oh and lol @ Phil. God loves a trier

 

i WILL be CUMing looking for you for revenge

 

LMAO @ appologies for the other night you lot did make me laugh, especially the answerphone message from Davey Boy,,,well didn't make sence and then it just cut off fpmsl!!

Sad for me though as you lot all out on the piss and me fooking stuck at home,,,ho hum!!

Thank you in advance for looking after me lol!!

x x x

 

Benn, I think you'll have enough to deal with with Pops and Waps (sounds SO sweet.. imagine it running along the top of a Ford Cortina's windscreen) to get anywhere near my room

Nikki, neither of them had any recollection of the phone call. The only thing I know is that Davey stole Wap's trainer (just the one) and managed to smash less bottles than usual (just the two). With a combination of those two, Popeye and Benn we will SO be thrown out. Best we look after each other lol. As for you stating home alone girlie, you know you're ALWAYS more than welcome to come out with us

 

Cola I will be saving the best till last ie you (Sorry waps and pops )

Or even better

Me, chell, pops, jayne, you, daveyboy, waps and nikki all in the same room

 

you mind me ditching spiky in your room ?

 

We'd never get that far. You, Pops, Dave and Waps would have burnt/broke/trashed/soaked/obliterated the room by the time me, Chell, Jayne and Nikki got anywhere near it

 

For Gods sake, give it up Rene.. WE AINT TAKING HIM!

 

Rene, been there done that

Cola, I think it will be me keeping them in check all night pmsl, bet I end up carrying them to there room