Went out yesterday on the pop for a quiet afternoon drink, ended up larging it until the late hours of the morning
So earlier this evening gets a phone call of some bird 'Lisa' saying that she had a good night last night and the like, and when are we meeting up for a drink etc,

Now the problem is, i am fucked if i can remember her and my mate who was out with me aint answering his fone
Gotta have the 2nd opinion as i dont want to be seen sober with a chubby minger

 

 

Remove the rear wheels from it.

Oh, sorry wrong post.

 

 

chrisblacas, pmsl

BigG. . meet up with her, somewhere local to her, and tell her to wear something you'll be able to spot her with, turn up, peep in. . if shes a minger. . walk away and txt her with some exscuse, and she'll be close to home so you wont feel TOO bad. . if she's nice, get in their and take her to McDonalds

OR get her to send a pic on her mobile to yours! assuming she has a camera phone

 

Thats the great thing about camera phones ..take a picture of them when your on the juice and when your sober, if they look like doggy-doo, then do one the opposite direction

Great thread and good old alcohol abuse at its best

 

It's even worse when you wake up beside people you've never seen before. . . or atleast cant remember seeing them. AT ALL

 

PMSL

 

Ive made the mistake of going to bed with a stunner and waking up next to Mandy Dingle
And also been on a blind drunk date with Jo Brand's of the world so i should be used to the suspense

Meeting the bint later, my arse is chewing a toffee

 

Good luck for later:

Oh BTW...this thread is useless without PICS !!
But I guess it's not your fault...
Stick some up good or bad.....

 

he's got to remember to take them first

someone want to add a poll to this thread to see if we are right or not?

my guess would be for "not that bad looking, and certainly not a munter"

 

Don't worry man just slip her a crippler in the back of the car then turf it out









Martin

 

 

quality thread
have fun tonight m8, hope she's a minter!!


steve

 

So how was she G? weve not heard a report, so i assume your still out with her or she's tied you up and strapped one on

 

She must of been nice as he still hasnt replied ....either that or shes eaten him

 

Met the bint, had a few drinks
But had to let her down lightly (if it was possible) as it wasnt 1 for the shag CV, so i fucked her off early on and went out and got ruined in a bar full of minge

 

but i thought you promised us pics

think of it this way "her loss" eh

 

I didnt promise any pics and you wouldnt want any,
And the only she needs is a little weight loss

 

Lay off the Mc donalds biatch

 

..Oh well nothing ventured, nothing gained