now clean the 6 month old dead bugs off the bumper

 

 

It was quite funny this morning, sneaking my camera out and talking to him whilst 'firing these shots off' from the hip He had no idea!

To be fair, its the first time I've seen it clean, Rentons first words were 'fuck me Mike, its white!!! I thought your car was Grey with black wheels'

It does look lovely as well so fair play to the big bender

 

Sorry but they are soooo obviously photo shopped

 

You would have thought that whoever Photoshopped the pics would have given Mike a little more in the Barnet department.

 

And trimmed a bit off the nose

 

 

Must say mikes car was parked in front of mine @ coombe and i must say it looked like it had not been washed for a year.

Never seen an escort cos so dirty

 

FPMSL

you sly bast!

 

Lee, you COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!!!!

It was a 250 mile + trip, I was so gutted when someone won the prize for furthest travelled, I didn't think it was worth even entering, so of course the car was minging . I sware the bugs were super-glued on, so I gave up . Got some proper stuff for it yesterday and left it to soak as per instructions and there were STILL some that didn't want to come off !

Doo,
Why the fuck didn't you say . Also, you missed a bit on the passenger door . As I was in the cleaning mood I nearly polished it off myself, but thought you might think it strange if you saw me polishing your car, so left it .

PS. Where can I get a good hair piece?

 

I knew the car but did not think it was you as you where park in the middle of the Bristol RSOC stand
thats the reason why mate.

Any way i know who you are know can`t miss that hair style of yours

Will say hello next time i see ya.

 

I liek the way Mike was on the Bristol stand when i was forgotten about!

 

Doo,
I have friends in low places .

Lewis,
Who are you?

 

Obvisouly not some1 who goes to every birstol rsoc night & event that I can!

ah well there was beer & a fit blonde bird on the perf ford stand! aswell as undercover comfy seats & a vid of mental swedish cars!

 

BUSTED!

 

Well i liked mikes escos just wish mine was as good as his combe was a good day even with a little rain

 

porkie,
i've been told by pon that mike is also very good at polishing helmet..lol

 

Fooooook me and I thought I was going thin on top!!!!!

I think Porkie has touched the image up to give him more hair!!!!

But then with the dress sense that Mike has got, his Monk style hair piece fits in just fine!

 

Shaun,
People who live in glass house shouldn't throw stones - I saw what you were wearing on Sat - did your misses put your trousers in a too hot wash?

I was in Daz's A1 Rally Sport Escort at the time and was pointing you out to him "See that twat in the school boy long trousers, that's Fagin off the BB" .

 

roflol!!!!

Why didn't you wind the window down then and shout some abuse at me you gay lord!!!

Sorry Mike..... but the only blokes that tuck there shirts in to there jeans are school teachers, scout masters or kiddy fiddlers. You don't shop at Burton's do you???

I think I'm going to send an application form in to ITV for you...... i'm sure they would love to get you involved in one of the "Extreme Makeover's" shows!!!

 

Shan,
Because I didn't want anyone to realise I actually knew you . Daz's car has 6-point harnesses and wind-up windows and so I couldn't be arsed to release myself again after I'd just got myself comfortable, just to say hello to you as you were the other side of the fence taking pitcures of men and their helmets .

 

that is a smashing blouse you're wearing there mike

 

Thanks Matt, you can borrow it anytime for a go in your car .

 

cool i'll use it to remove the vast bug death on the front of it

 

Morning Mike

How are you today?





P.S

 

Sod off . Revenge WILL be sweeeeeeeet

 

I did wander down in the afternoon at about half four, but you had obviously all cleared off early .

 

Watch out Leeroy - Rainbird can be ruthless...........

I didn't heed that advice, and everyone thinks I'm gay

 

Rich,
LOL at the word "thinks" - please change for "knows" .

 

You're treading a thin line Mike.

There's one or two pics that are reserved for ULTIMATE humiliation

 

They can't be ANY worse than the ones of you .

 

No, that's not possible, I'll grant you......................

.................... but Jen's been very VERY helpful

 

I am GUTTED I can't see the pictures.

Will have to make a special effort to log in from home tonight x

 

Hey Mike Truth time.

Thats really a shot of you cleaning the grass off the Escort after spinning off trying to do me now Is`nt it

 

Dangerous,
I was a passenger in Daz's car when that happened - we were on slicks so it was muchos fun on the wet parts of the track .

 

Cant believe my old Saph with a slipping clutch & knackered head gasket gave you so much trouble LOL