Italy has funded a study to determine why the head on a man's
penis is wider than its shaft. the study took 2 years and cost over
80,000.000,000 lira. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head
of a man's penis is wider, was to provide the man with more pleasure during
sex.


After the results were published, France decided to conduct
their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the
Italian study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost in excess of
250,000.000 francs they concluded that the head of a man's penis is wider than the
shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.


When the results of the French study were released, the English
decided to conduct their own study. The English didn't really trust the
Italian or French studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive
research and at a cost of approx. 36 quid, the English study came to the final
conclusion that the reason the head on a man's penis is wider than its shaft
is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the face

 

trust you to find someone like that!

 

 

ha ha fpmsl

 

 

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Old but still funny