A few of mine are noisey eaters and overly familiar people,


thats a few

mike

So of you must have some bizzare ones

Oh and i have one sat very near me

 

Girls that spit

 

never known one

I hate black wannabes

 

folk who fit toilet rolls the wrong way round on the holder

 

I didnt mean those that spit out green shit

 

Whats the right way mate ???


mike

 

middle lane drivers, sunday drivers, in fact anyone on the road that isnt me!

 

the bit you pull at the front instead of at the rear, go try it if you dont know what i mean

 

Smoking

 

Yes thats soooooooo one of mine! And im in the land of over familiar people


I hate people who keep butting in when your talking
I hate people who spit on the floor etc.
people who snore
people who push in ques
people who dont use deoderant


ahh fook it just people in general

 

oh where to start!


Chavs that cant type in NORMAL format (Essexrsturbo)
WIGGERS (Ima)
Pedantic argumentative little boys (Rich Pon)
Attention whore look at me i do this's (AndyEscos)
Ugly munters reckoning they're 'all that' ...... (contriversial! )
Geeks (Jim Galbally)
ginger people (B19 BAL)
Wafflers (B19 BAL)
C-unts - (Mike R )


im sure there are more

 

Fpmsl Alex is always telling me off for that, does it realy matter it still works the same way

I

 

I need to go log on mate, i'll be sure to check

cheers mike

 

to much info

 

people who can't spell controversial

 

miskeyed .. 'I' is right next to the 'o'


i dont touch type very well (MIKE )

 

He is 8ft away and i can still hear him eating STFU


Mike

 

1) Girls that call you "mate"

2) people sparking up during a meal because they have finished before you.

3)Bosche man

 

Black wannabe's
Chavs
Attention seekers
People who lie to you
Lame arse cunts who are jobsworth twats

 

people that look at your car and say "its just a ford"

 

people that send you whole text messages full of crappy abbreviations. thick fookers

 

that must be anoying when the other guy owns a mazda

i HATE when people end sentances with the word "man" , drives me crazy


and anyone like davescos


oh and i really really hate people who gaina comfortable income then think they are better than others who earn less and ignore th fact they when they visit there mum and dad they still live in a black brick council estate


also people who live with there parents and claim they got no money as they got too many bills

 

when you go to the bar and the lad serving serves all the tidy birds first w4nkers like

 

And people that give you inane nick names

Mike

Calling you Buddy Champ Pal Mate FUCK OF

 

None lifes to short

simon

 

Shut up you tart what are you some kind of Priest lol


mike

 

[quote="b19bal"]that must be anoying when the other guy owns a mazda

or a rover 600! (yes this did happen)

 

Bless you my son

 

what a class piccy and soooo good for this ocasion

 

people who cant handle their beer and through up in your house!

 

sorry ... forgot to add..


Pikeys .. (B19 BAL)

 

thats all im ever gonna reply to you from now on

 

 

Chicken wings with feathers on Just made me sick

 

Cluck Cluck


Mike

 

faye sent me a pic, and omg shes serious!!

 

Sick bitches



Mike

 

Im not joking these feathers was an inch long and proper thick to Can't beleive i was chewing them Sainsbury's is gonna get it tomorrow Ew wheres the sick bucket again

 

women with bad breath!!!

ive pulled the guts out of chickens on 8hr shifts and have been fine - but one whiff of death breath and makes me wana puke!!