An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was
her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that
there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of
them!"

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Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood
everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till
she's lying flat out on the floor.

Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."

Sharon: "Ok."

Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"

Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

 

APMSL

 

Essex girl involved in a car smash. Blood leaking onto the pavement.

Paramedic : Where are you bledding from

Girl : I'm from bleedin' Romford

 

FPMSL

 

Oh dear!!!

 

 

whats an essex girls idea of using protection.......

a bus shelter

how can you tell if an essex girl has been using your pc.......

theres tipex all over the screen!

 

 

 

 

heard it all before!

 

What has a higher sperm count than an Essex boy?

An Essex girl!

 

Mike