Can someone open an email for me pls


Its from a clearing agent in LA who i've been flirting with on the phone, she sent me a picture which i can't open.


This is an emergency as we wanna know what she looks like........

And if its worth going over to a conference!!!

 

Why cant u open it? What file type is it?

I bet she a 50 stone giant yankee blob

 

Every bloody program i try to open it with says the file is not supported!

'SCAN 010 JULY 08 2004.MAX'

My MD reckons she alright...........Just needs backking up!


Help a brother out!!!!!!!!

 

Try this: http://www.scansoft.com/paperport/viewers/

.MAX could be a file from a scanning program called Paperport.

 

never heard of a .max file...

save it, then rename it as a .jpeg file, that might work...

or maybe its her last day and she sending yall a company crippling virus

 

Probably.............Dodgy itch!!!!!

 

If the .Max file is from a scanning prog, she couldve got her pussy out n sat on the scanner....

 

TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!

Let me send someone it then!!!

 

Nah tried the link Bill still no joy!

 

Have you thought of emailing her back and asking for a .jpeg - or at least what program she used? Only a couple of hours and the States will be awake....oooh the suspense must be killing you!!

 

tried saving it and re-naming it to a jpeg file?

 

http://filext.com/detaillist.php?extdetail=MAX

 

Yeah i tried that last nite, but they're a busy company

I gagging!!

 

managed to convert the file for ye..... Was a pain in the ass to do

 

Nice one Jay

 

Dont they'll believe you!!!!!!!!!!!

 

oops sorry did you want me to PM you the pic...

 

you have pm with my email addy. i've got paperport on a pc here so should be able to view it.

 

Its on its way mate!!!

 

Frs - the paperport viewer should've worked if it was that format

http://www.geocities.com/izenkov/product-max.htm - may work, may not.

Otherwise I'm worried it may be a 3DMAX filetype and the image is just a CGI masterpiece to lull you into a false sense of security

 

if it's the one on our left, book your tickets

if it's the one on our right, take a bag

 

HE SHOOTS......HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ah bugger our servers getting turned off in 5 mins!!!!!!!!


I might think about posting the pics


If your nice!!!!!!!!

 

ForeignRS She the one in the red top..............i'm packing now!








So what do i tell the missus?????

 

nice! just post the fookers!

 

Nothing!!!!

 

One in the red tops GAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nice bristols!

 

If your gonna drown them puppies i'll have the ones with the brown noses!!!!!!!!!

 

See if you can sort a standing up pic before you pack your bags, i can see a hint of "fat arse american beeatch had few too many pies" poking thru

 

Just remember they love us brits.............

Something to grab onto init

Better be careful otherwise this'll end up in the Muppet room!!

 

Well I gotta say Id bend the pair of em every which way from Sunday

Fancy some company

 

Ok then


As long as you remember 2's company.......








3's a GANGBANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get the the camcorder i wanna be Rocco!!!!!