Please tell him that YUM is NOT a fake Escort Cosworth


Aparently if i look at the back lights of YUM i will spot it as being a fake, this is as he see's different cossies everyday and knows the difference !


Oh well, so do i mate, thats if your reading this, just coz i'm a lass dont mean i dont know fook all !

 

Well Lane know fook all about cossies and you take yours there to be serviced

 

Ha ha .. Nice one

That wraps that one up then .. Shame they aint got an email addy showing there!

 

When i told him i was Dave's girlfriend, he blocked me

 

fpmsl

 

But isnt it really an RS2000 with a kit on?

 

Naah! ... a 1.3 Encore ... is what I heard!

Silly shits

 

well lane are shite lol

 

are they really that bad?

 

So well lane are well shit?

 

AJ, good place to take that crate of yours then

 

i wouldnt take my old mans lawnmower to well lane never mind a cozzy

 

dave how come ur log book says 1.3

 

it does say escort cozzy on the log book though

 

oh dear we soon change that for u shame it dont go like one

 

And a top place to take your rung esc cos

 

 

Realy know there stuff well lane

 

 

My sister's bloke bought his P1 there not so long back - then found out its major service was due and cost him £600!

 

are you really that bothered though?

Personally i'd just agree.... yup, tis a fake...

aint got time for nobends like that

 

no...... they are worse!

 

Exactly what i was thinking

 

Exactly as DaveyBoy says.

People ALWAYS tell me my cossie is fake, always always. I just say yep.. I put the big old bodykit on with superglue!

Dave even had someone shake her head at my car other day!

 

Cola, I do that. When people ask me how much power, I always smile and say 90bhp. Its just a 1.3 litre. I'm saving up for a 1.6 crossflow though.... but I spent all my money on stickers

I used to then try and launch the fooker... but now I just pooootle off

 

agree with daveyboy cola and porkie

had a guy in 306 at the lights once say is that a cossie or rep (saff), i said rep

light's went green, and so did a big launch

never saw him again

 

is this well lane in batley if so i live 2 seconds away biggest bunch of cowboys ever very ignorant and ive heard and know of some rely bad horror stories, they must be pretty dumb as they forgot the 1 on the area code of the service stamp

 

Just why do Well Lane have such a bad reputation?? Surely someone must have a horror story to share with us??

Oh and ditto about people thinking all Cossies are fake, FFS every time I drive off sensibly from a traffic lights there's some sexually frustrated Labour voter in a Micra on my rear bumper as if to say "I know it's a fake, you didn't burn off at the lights!!!".

Yep and with petrol at £1 a litre is it no wonder I don't fucking burn off from every traffic light???

Dickheads.

 

Or perhaps it's just an old one

 

just done a check on it seems they was right afterall




Vehicle details
Manufacturer FORD
Model ESCORT 1.3L POPULAR
Body type 3 DOOR HATCHBACK WITH FIBREGLASS KIT
Colour BLUE
Fuel type PETROL
Date manufactured 31 December 1995
Number of previous owners 69
Last owner change 26 September 1999

 

I had a bloke come up to me in Southend and say "Excuse me mate, is this a replica?" I couldn't believe what he asked Then told me he wanted to buy it, if I wanted to sell it as it was a good copy

 

i can find worse than Well Lane

Clive Attowe tuning in Norwich - total arse shaggers!
I told the bloke to his face he was a wanker after wanting to charge me £700 for a service and a tune

Ran like shit and didn't pay, well paid for the parts, nowt else

 

Sound like a bunch of wankers alright

 

Nice to Well Lane is keeping its reputation up