was out in my escort friday night with me mate i stopped at a zebra crossing to let some lovely young ladys cross the rd when i looked in the mirror to see a mk 4 golf getting a touch to close next thing i know im being shunted forward 8 foot i got out said to the bloke u silly coooooont and looked at the bloke was that martin fowler from eastenders he was appologiseing like mad said sorry mate its my fault so i said well look where ya fooking driveing then even had his gf appologiseing (not sonia by the way lmao)lol
luckily no major damage just glad it was me si not me cabby

 

Prat Hope ur gunna claim off his insurance, sue him for whip lash too

 

it wasnt sonia?? should go to the papers and say he's been cheating

 

Should have asked if u could ride Sonya...........just once

 

LMFAO

yeah, slap her arse and ride the ripples

 

i heard martin sent his bird back to his car as you kept ogling her tits

 

nah think he was worried i was proper stressing didnt help when he licked his finger and rubbed me bumper i just looked at him lmao wouldnt mind but was fook all damage his gf was proper fit though lol

seen sonia before in real life wouldnt touch it with cats let alone mine pmsl

 

oi you cheeky fook, last time sonja stayed the night here she was tellin me youd
tried it on and she had to slap you silly with a beer towel

 

pmsl tis cool cos she got hit with the ugly stick lmao

 

that poor bloke must have enough points on his lincene after hitting that poor Jamie Mitchell boy.

 

nice juggs though, better than martins arse you raving

 

pmsl nah martin was after my arse pmsl

 

as long as ur ok

 

you can have and report whiplash up to 3 months after a

accident so TIMEOFF WORK + GO TO SPAIN ON A CLAIM

RESULT

 

lol you not?

 

yeah was a bit shocked and v angry lol
was hopeing id get some whiplash lmao could do with a cash injection lol

 

 

you have it HINT HINT ..

i can hear your neck creaking from hear

go the hospital ..report stiff neck & crash

 

like back ache there is no proof of whiplash outside the body

are you getting my drift now

 

you're right

cant believe he's allowed back on the road tbh

 

fpmsl

 

fpmsl cat u one nutty fooker
wish i could folks cars not even marked lol

 

pmsl cat thats quality!
sorry paul bet you loved it really

 

enjoyed haveing a perv at his misses but could have done without the shunt lmao

 

yeah i bet mate