Im in the daily mail today lol, in the financial bit i think.

i best go buy a copy at lunch time

 

got a mug shot in there aswell?

 

i'll find a copy on a train tonight - some business snobby wankbreak always leaves one behind

 

Is that the "even really ugly people need to manage their finances better so they dont end up unable to afford a decent outfit and can end up looking like this" article?

 

what hell you doing in there?

or is it about tinpot A+S being bought out by Future?

 

its summut to with nationwide mortgages.

fuck knows whats written as i let the missus deal with that.

i just stood there for the pics

i just got back from doing a RR day so i had me fast ford t-shirt on too pmsl

 

AND you was complaining like fuck because the photographer turned up an hour early too

 

he was 2 hours early the c*nt lol

made me cut the fookin grass on the front lawn too

 

He's lying. He's in it because the dirty scrote's been exposed as running a massive dogging ring in Swindon.

 

i wish

 

Dirty Dan Dodgy Dogger

 

Indeed you are mate!

 

wahey

nice pic



cheers rich

 

your missus is a bit of alrite dan - fancy coming to a swinging party

 

no ta, who will look after hels

 

bring her along - thats all part of the fun

 

 

Xmas party soon mate, then no doubt she will have grounds for divorce and you can get busy with Gracey

 

she can watch us

 

oh fuckinghell, you better stay at home if its gonna be a repeat of the summer party



"some c*nts nicked my car"

 

In Bristol this time innit, gonna book a hotel room i think and get train home next day, gonna get messy

And i quote the email...

And bearing in mind on the summer party we was all off our tits 4hours before the bar even opened

I got a so your talking to me now then? from someone the other day, as i allegedly had a massive argument with em at the party giving em loads of abuse i had no idea

 

pmsl

well i guess you didnt have any idea, as you couldnt even remember where you parked your car

"some c*nts nicked my bag too"

 

that was found in Al's car a week later i think

it also had a scottish flag, a sweatshirt, and a pair of football gloves in it, NONE of which i had ever seen before

at least as its in bristol can nob it off if get bored and go out properly

 

yup thats true mate. what hotel you staying at, how much etc?

 

theres a hotel right over the road mate, literally, travel inn or summat.
looks a bit low rent, but its bristol, so what you expect

 

You don't want to bother paying for a hotel mate, stay at mine for free*










* free means 2 tickets to this party

BTW my bro got the mag cheers

 

steve, its future employees only im afraid, partners arnt even invited...

cheers for the offer tho

 

 

Aye, Its strictly employees only mate, not even freelancers can get in!

Glad your bro got the mag tho

 

I'm not surprised with it being a free night though...

How many people?

 

err, there were about 650 odd for the summer partay i think.

cant remeber how much alcohol was consumed, but it was a fucking lot pmsl

and steve drank most of it

 

650? Pretty certain it was 800+

Spent over 1mil on the summer party They dont fuck about, thats for sure.

 

1 million - fcuk me


over £1k per head...

 

steve, they had a big dance tent with danny rampling i think, several other music tents, 3 food tents, and 1 bar

had dodgems and some other fairground rides, loads of activities during the day

and the biggest fucking firework display in the world...

apparrently... me and steve were a bit pissed and didnt notice them at all

 

£cuk ME, you managed to buy a house for 125k!!!

 

You should move to Scotland. you could get 2 houses and an EVO 6 for that

 

just no electricity

 

On the birght side, theres no TV either. Means no X Factor on a staurday night

And you'd have to learn to drink a small Lochs worth of Whisky then fight like Ali

 

well it was £126.5k...



as for the pissups they have at work, click this link to a vid

http://www2.spread-it.com/dl.php?id=...483ec338538beb 996af8

 

........... with the kid trying to nick the alloys off yer evo 6.........