Hes supposed to be coming round mine at midday but need to tell him not to!




fankoo!

 

He has lost his phone mate, think he said he was comming round at 10am????

 

changed it to midday.... but now the car is sold so theres no point in him coming over!!!

 

Try sending him an Email, carnt see how he has managed over a week now with no phone!!

Carnt belive "Clive" has gone!

Wish i would have had Ł10k laying about

 

 

thats very sad news

how are you???

 

10k?

Sounds like someone got a bargain.

you must be gutted to see him/her go



When smit arrives, you can tell him that the car is sold, but at least you can afford to take him out for a nice meal to make it up to him after he has travelled all that way

 

Chip - Top call...even though it's a 5 minute Journey

 

Smit,
I'd go round anyway, so that you can do what I said yesterday .

 

anal rape, (although great fun), is still illegal in this county im afraid mike

 

Well i tried for you mate

 

Mike - It's sunny outside so reckon i might catch a Glimpse of em in something tight

 

PMSL

 

Cheeky beggars the lot of ya!

Spiky - ok i guess.... although as soon as i see paul drive away in her i KNOW im gonna be bawling my eyes out....

Smit - so THAT was the only reason yuo were coming round huh? right... loose baggy t-shirt time!

 

, really bad, as i knew how much you loved the car

hay, things can only get better now
what ya gonna get then???????


loose baggy top??? hope it's not windy

 

Fair play to you Maria, always good when a lass WANTS to get wet T-shirted

Make sure you have the hose out ready when Smit gets there



Id say you are onto a sure thing there Smit mate, its BLATANT she wants you in her

 

Dont have his number, how about mine instead?

Sorry to hear Clive is going.

 

Spiky - momo bike time for me!!! a lot cheaper than a car but hell of a lot faster!!!


Chip - shut the fuck up will yuo, youre really starting to get on my fuvking nerves now...


Andreas hunny..... thnaks but no thanks!

 

maria,


take a trip to wales then

bring blokey, stay the night have some beers

 

Starting?

I thought it had been like that for months

 

Spiky - thats not a bad idea... might have to bring smelly too!!!


Will be in touch...

 

cooooooooool


smelly welcome too

 

sorry the cars gone but at least you have our toilet seat sorted now

sure you will get another motor soon

 

Chip - I'm not like that mate! I was doing a favour for Mike

 

Apologies, i forgot you were a nun

 

Reborn nun i'll let you know.....

 

Yeah, he was going to stare at her breasts just for me .

Sorry Maria, but you are nice eye candy , and boys will be boys . Take it as a compliment (even from Chip ).

Hope you get a suitable replacement in the near furture .

 

Get it right. I was gonna look for the both of us, not just you!

 

Spiky -

Rsnissan - yeah youre right... at least ill have a nice toilet seat! pmsl!

Mike - bless ya heart at eye candy!

 

On a serious note. Shame it had to goto a breakers,

Hope you sort your divorse out as i know u needed the funds from Clive to get it sorted.

Hope you've made the right choice.

Smit

 

It went to a breakers?

OMFG!

Christ, thats very terrible, im not normally one to get all sentimental over cars but that really does sound a shame for such a nice car.


Blimey, you must be really gutted Maria cause i remember your original advert about "wanting clive to go to a good home" etc, so it must be heartbreaking to send it off to be broken

 

smit - cheers hunny..... everything will be sorted now!!

chip - yeah it is gutting... not sure if hes gonna break her or rehome her.....

 

Dont know which would be worse TBH:

Knowing its been broken up and destroyed

Seeing someone else driving your pride and joy you didnt really want to sell.




either way, have a genuine heartfelt from me


Hope everything works out for the best for you.

 

its a shame

heres a great pic of you and the car i just so happen to have on my photobucket

 

You wait till ya see the calendar Craig theres MUCH better ones than that!


chip - to be honest i think i would rather see her broken.. selfish i know... but at least i know no one else will be driving her....

 

calender

SCHWEEEEET

 

I didnt even know Clive was on a calender, where can you get that from then?

Is that for one of the ford mags or something?



I know EXACTLY what you mean, ive got a few cars at the moment that i will either break or sell abroad when i get rid of them for the same reason.

Imagine being out in your new car and getting dicked on by your old one


I should think with escos prices the way they are and with parts prices they way they are, that breaking it is a strong possibility.

 

LOL

Just seen craigs reply from which i assume you meant you in a calender not clive, lol

 

i tell u what you guys are in for the suprise of your lifes!!!!!!

 

lol... me and clive you nana... in the passionford calendar!