thort id share this wid u lol

me n me mate were in his mk2 1.0 fiesta blastin along when i smelt a burning oil smell. i remembered a couple of weeks ago, after him saying hes never checked the oil in the 3 months of owning it, i checked it n saw not a drop on the dipstick. told him to get some asap n thort none of it (bearing in mind he went to the local 'clever persons school').

anyway about the smell...

asked him if he filled the oil, he said he did it straight after i told him, i asked what he used, he sed something from his dads garage. came in a small tin he said... i was like errrrrrrrr show me the tin, he went into his boot and this is what he showed me:

























he said 'it said multipurpose oil'


wat an arse!!! couldnt stop laffin 4 ages, he cains the poor thing 24/7 aswell!

 

quality

 

thats the sort of thing my brother would do

 

nice!

so you're saying it has no oil in it whatsoever, and then he dripped a few drops of that shit in and it still runs?!?!

 

yup still runs

he said he thort there was summink wrong with the dipstick cus the can didnt bring it up to the bottom, its only about 200 ml!!

 

fork me