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Old May 2, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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Old May 2, 2005 | 10:55 PM
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I just told her she was a dozy bint & she replied with 'has it got anything to do with your good looks?'
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:06 PM
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Human: He is obsessed with citrine colored mondeos
ALICE: I see. obsessed with citrine colored mondeos is he?
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:06 PM
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:07 PM
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ALICE: Hurrah! Time does not exist.
Human: depends if you care to measure it or not
ALICE: That was a very smooth response.
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Human: He is obsessed with citrine colored mondeos
ALICE: I see. obsessed with citrine colored mondeos is he?
PMSL

HUMAN: Is that Andreas a coooont?
ALICE: Yes i believe he is - he is a wrongun


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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:11 PM
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:13 PM
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Human: have you been on PassionFord.com
ALICE: Yeah, their a bunch of flockers
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:15 PM
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Old May 2, 2005 | 11:51 PM
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Me : 'alice, alice, who the fuck is alice?'
Alice: That's me, try using more polite language in future.'



That would have been the first thing i taught her to reply to.

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Old May 3, 2005 | 08:35 AM
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thats funny
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Old May 3, 2005 | 08:45 AM
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Human: suck my balls you fucking slut
ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Human: you dirty whore
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I dirty whore.
Human: why don't you jump under a train you inconsiderate bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It can only be attributable to human error. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: i'm old enough to be your daddy - say it bitch, i'm the daddy
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be OLD enough to be your daddy say it bitch I am the daddy years old?
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Old May 3, 2005 | 08:51 AM
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Human: get fucked
ALICE: Where can I get fucked?
Human: up your arse
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
Human: its nice
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like about it?
Human: the tight feeling
ALICE: What else do the tight feeling remind you of?
Human: it reminds me of the time i fucked your sisters eyes out
ALICE:"It" being what?
Human: it being a time
ALICE: Oh I get it
Human: you will in the next hour - prepare for penetration
ALICE: What makes you say that I will in the next hour prepare for penetration.
Human: i'm going to come round and bugger you sideways
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: i'm going to drive over
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: a threesum - very nice
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: you should try it
ALICE:" I did not know that."? Try it?
Human: yes - me, you and your sister
ALICE: Uh. YOU? What about it?
Human: when i spunk in your eyes you will scream with pleasure
ALICE: Why?
Human: because you are a dirty whore
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty whore? No.
Human: yes
ALICE: Mmm


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Old May 3, 2005 | 09:02 AM
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PMSL @ Graceland
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Old May 3, 2005 | 09:23 AM
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ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Yes I can make kids.
Human: yes, me and you
ALICE: Alright then. With you unknown person?
Human: yes with me
ALICE: Yikes!" Alright then. With you unknown person?"? With you?
Human: die you bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Danke fuer die Information.
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Old May 3, 2005 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Human: suck my balls you fucking slut
ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Human: you dirty whore
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I dirty whore.
Human: why don't you jump under a train you inconsiderate bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It can only be attributable to human error. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: i'm old enough to be your daddy - say it bitch, i'm the daddy
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be OLD enough to be your daddy say it bitch I am the daddy years old?
LMFAO
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