whooops not ment to do that PMSL
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was riding me motorbike last night enjoying meself cus i just bought it the night before and was the first outing of many ( i had hoped ) this summer.
so im riding along doing 40-45mph ( wearing a helmet thank fook ) when the gate i had just come though decides to close before my very eyes with a little help from some wind
so i bailed off the bike deciding i was going to hit something wotever and the bike would only make it worse.
so i proceed to hit the gate side on ( body was in a jumping angle at a guess 40-50 degrees ) and hit the edge of the gate side on side on and it didnt move at all
heard a crack, then ended up on the floor rolled round for a bit in a puddle trying to get some air when another bigger crake is heard then i gasped some air ( hooorahh
) so i waddle off to get a cup off tea before the A&E visit. then when to hospital
in total two broken ribs severe bruising to my shoulder, arm, cheast, short of breath and i might get a collapesed lung yet
six weeks minimum of nothing
not happy
so im riding along doing 40-45mph ( wearing a helmet thank fook ) when the gate i had just come though decides to close before my very eyes with a little help from some wind
so i bailed off the bike deciding i was going to hit something wotever and the bike would only make it worse.
so i proceed to hit the gate side on ( body was in a jumping angle at a guess 40-50 degrees ) and hit the edge of the gate side on side on and it didnt move at all
heard a crack, then ended up on the floor rolled round for a bit in a puddle trying to get some air when another bigger crake is heard then i gasped some air ( hooorahh
) so i waddle off to get a cup off tea before the A&E visit. then when to hospitalin total two broken ribs severe bruising to my shoulder, arm, cheast, short of breath and i might get a collapesed lung yet
six weeks minimum of nothing
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cheeRS ppl, yeah was funny as
worst bit is i have 1 can of beer and i cant drink till i get off the pain killers which could be six weeks
bugger
bike is still in good shape that landed ina bush
worst bit is i have 1 can of beer and i cant drink till i get off the pain killers which could be six weeks
bugger bike is still in good shape that landed ina bush
Was gonna as about the bike, but am glad your ok first off!
How did you manage to hit a gate you had just came through? Was out on the road then or something?
Get better soon too!
How did you manage to hit a gate you had just came through? Was out on the road then or something?
Get better soon too!
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louturbo,
lol a big oopsie
glad ur ok tho
x x x
cheeRS lou, is rob feeling any better ?
dangerous - reyland,
dunno mate orange honda crosser
lol a big oopsie
glad ur ok tho
x x x
dangerous - reyland,
What bike is it ?
Get back on the horse
I fell off a skateboard last week whilst showing the kids i could still do it
Kids very concerned
but the Mrs thought it very funny
Nerly broke my wrist - massive bruise & geazed my arm
No choice but to PMSL
Take it easy next time
I fell off a skateboard last week whilst showing the kids i could still do it
Kids very concerned
but the Mrs thought it very funny
Nerly broke my wrist - massive bruise & geazed my arm
No choice but to PMSL
Take it easy next time
when ur feeling better go take a sledge hammer to that bloody gate
if anyone asks its being decomissioned for health and safety issues
glad ur not in too bad a way, hope u have a speed recovery
if anyone asks its being decomissioned for health and safety issues
glad ur not in too bad a way, hope u have a speed recovery
I had a nasty encounter with a gate on my mountain bike recently. Riding along a trail in the woods that i've riden loads before, came round a downhill bend and there was a gate there (recently put up)...I had no choice but to crash into it and vault over the fence and down the hill
3 broken ribs, fractured wrist and lots of bruises.
Totally buggered my front wheel as well
But, it's only fun until somebody falls off. Then its hilarious
3 broken ribs, fractured wrist and lots of bruises.
Totally buggered my front wheel as well
But, it's only fun until somebody falls off. Then its hilarious
Originally Posted by magic randy
the gate was open but on my return it blew shut about 5 metres before i was going to go through it


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but at least you saw the funny side of it
