very surprised at the amount of people who turned up despite the bitter cold and the sleet!!!

good to see the usual cars down there...and no mishaps this time!!! (you know who you are!! )

Actually met Jano for the first time to pick up a strut brace!! top bloke!!

I'd also like to thank the lovely young bird behind the counter at the cafe with the perky tits!! I'm still 99% sure it was HAWLICS (spel!) she gave me not chocolate but who cares with an ar*e like that!!

and Greg Shephard...good to speak to you again mate, must say that bird that was with you was fookin fantastic!! (not sure how old she was so i'll stop right there!! )

oh yeah, some of the cars were nice also!!

(max's rouse 302R being done by an S1 with a slipping clutch was also a highlight!!)

and my estimations on BMW drivers have been changed since last night!! the blat we had with a BMW M?!?!?! gave a BIG thumbs up for the 20 mile thrash on the way home!!

roll on the bloody summer!!

Keith

 

Yer but I had your fat arse in my car slowing me down And I kept spinning the wheels ok no excuses I got beat. But I am only stage 1 and the S1 is urm far from standard

That was a fookin laugh mate Wont say the speed though but that bump in the fastlane made my pants turn brown and i could smell that you made a mess

 

fook yeah, that bump!!! PMSL

the laughter that came out of my mouth...that was HYSTERICAL laughter, not funny laughter!!!

most people say they saw their life flash infront of their eyes.....well, all i saw flash infront of my eyes was the central reservation!!!!

 

i'm sure the car left the road

 

anyway.....back to the bird with the perky boobs....

 

yer. i want name and address please oh and age if she's a tad young

 

nah, 19!! got to be!!

 

i would have said younger but if she lied about her age then thats ok

 

Keith,

Some pics would have been nice - of the cars and the Horlicks bird

 

sadly...I didn't have a camera!! and my camera phone don't take good photos in the dark!

but we reconed the other women workign there was her mother...and she would have battered me!!

 

good to see the usual cars down there...and no mishaps this time!!! (you know who you are!! )


Yes It was me , I really should have gone to SpecSavers as I didn't see that car behind me when I rolled back into it. Was only going slowly so I bent my bumper and there was no damage to the other car. Not even a scratch on his

Guess I will be phoning the breakers today to get me a new rear bumper.

Think I will pay a bit more attention in the future

 

Good meet indeed, as you said, despite the weather, still a good turnout - it usually is much bigger though. Can't wait for the summer either.

Drive back to berks was unventuful except for three (yes THREE) gritters on the way Why do they spray so high

Anyway, used the emergency lane to get past as it was the furthest point away from them Not sure undertaking in the emergency lane is allowed, is it ???

 

i wasnt sure so i asked popeye and he said thats totally ok, infact in heavy traffic is actually encouraged

i had 2 gritters, nothing worse than racing a xr2T and flying past it at a nice speed to have a fooking gritter cover me screen in shite

oh and what ya think of the hair guys

i like it either way

was a fooking good night and if cowboy finishes his pit in his garage then im gonna be taking the cossie off the road for a rebuild , but dont worry not till the "replacement" is done though ( be afraid, very afraid )

good night though, shame we never got there till soo late due to fitting the beige's and the chip from stu , 15psi and no brakes

 

the bird in the cafe was 15

 

15 bit young for me then

 

BOLLOCKS!!!!

no way!! how the fook do you know?!?!

 

as long as her feet touch the floor on the lavy fair game

 

i asked

 

oh well!!!

fook i feel old now!!!

still....GREAT TITS THOUGH!!

 

thanks to all those that braved the weather and put ina appearance was a great nite well i enjoyed myself

 

Can't believe I missed it!!

I was supposed to come down after dropping the missus at Stansted. After 2.5hrs in the airport they finally told us her flight was cancelled and we had to wait another hour for her suitcase

Ah well, see you all next time!!

 

Bummer i missed it too, the toight arse and perkyness i mean

 

Fancy a cuppa tonight in Southend Billy?

 

good night




BIG thanks to BoXXer for takin me, i dont think the mini would have done it


and thanks to Alvyn for the ECU

 

Mmmmmm sounds like a plan stan

 

i'm having breakfast, lunch and dinner there from now on!!

Billy...Greg shepherds mate...now SHE WAS PERKY!!

 

Shame i never went, i like a good perv (he says rubbing his legs)

 

Have to agree with that She was probably 15 too

 

oh good grief!!! i'm old enough to be her dad!!!

 

15 you sure??!!

Since when have school kids ever worked to pay for books??

Theres a couple of pics of her in last months Preformance ford mag

 

this is true!! GET THE PICS UP!!!

 

nice meeting u m8


Grant, u always enjoy yourself sideways action BUT let your engine warm up 1st so it dont pop and fart so much

 

aye, gregs mate would get shafted too

greg, PM me her number please

 

I'll give you her number when i've finished with it mate!!

 

I came down the front about 10.00ish (bit late probs) but didnt see many peps down there

 

Bugger 1st one I have missed since I started going sounded like a top night as per.

Will make the next one

 

Was a good night bit cold but chin up.

Good to have a bit of a natter to a few more peeps, and give a few rides in the xrt even though she was spinning up all the bloody time , she was running poo as well so got the co checked today and it was 4.9 shit me i thought and turned it down to 2.3 much much better now.

Bring on next month and some dryer weather

 

Keith Jim
hands off yes i agree she well fit and is 17


but she a freind off me m8s only known her properly a few months

and Keith as i told Jim the girl is only 15 i know this as heard her talking about her gcses at last months meet(proper jail bait)

was a good turn out for the weather
was having fun in me m8s car till his exhaust decided it didnt want too stay on when it was 4 up
was good to see a few off you but didnt get too walk round till most had gone

roll on next months

oh yeah ginge you look alot better with your hair like that

 

I did recognise him at first