, why is it when ya go to do a small niggly job on a cossie that should take 5 mins theres always another thing thats the problem


first example:

getting a knocking noise from under the car, look into it and discover the zorst rubber has come away and the zorst is knocking on the floor, i think "ok, ill fix that the weekend"

so today i take 20 mins to fit a new zorst rubber thingy to the car, get under the fooker to find that the zorst hanger has snapped on the zorst , i think, thats ok, i got the other side still on it, better check JUST incase thats poped out or snapped too and guess what toi my relief the zorst hanger on the zorst aint snapped , its loose though so i got to refit the new hanger rubber thingy on that side, spend ages feeling under the fooking car, no where to mount it

jack the fooker up really high to find guess what, the hanger onnthe chassis has snapped

so i gotta get me mates welder out now and gotta get a grinder to a old saph shell too

why dont cossies just do like my cabrio does, break down but be a simple fit and forget part to sort, not get the fooking welder out

oh and me siezed caliper dont seem to be sized BUT the fooker has done the passenger side brake pads onthe rear in 6 weeks , was testing it and testing it but the fooker aint seized

why do cars do this all the time

good news is i fitted the new wheels to the cabrio as mine where a "tinybit" bald and now i can brakein a straight line and well i can brake

so the cossie can fook its self for a while now , gonna dump it till i get a spare weekend to sort it

 

oh god,, what am i letting myself in for

im hoping to pick my first cossie up next weekend
lol

 

sake man, always something takin the piss innit

 

Always the way init

 

its on the beam the exhaust mount i do know what ya mean i am still waiting to do my tappets when they get here ginge

 

good news its nothing to be really worried about, just a inconvinience really

 

gus im gonna send em out tommorow before i leave for work but cam said to send em to him and he will send em on to ya , i gotta send em to him as he bought em

 

are you wrecking my old cossie ginge tut tut

 

no think it "fell" off

i have alot of speed bumps round here and the mount as obviously thought bollox and ripped off

gonna be giving it a rebuild in a few months though as BP are the best company in the whole world

 

good well fookin get on with it then

 

be paitent

just kidding, i really never knew he never got em

will be done i promise

 

take it that's a gus 20 min like 30 min's for new bushes hey gus you need a good ratchet strap mate

 

i got a hammer, everything can be fixed with me hammer , i can ever hammer nails bent and then hammer the fookers straight again and get em in still

if a hamer dotn work i still got me mole grips to fall back on

 

fook off darren some inferior tools lol