If a girl who WAS stunning last time you saw her says that to you, what you think...

25stone?
Sex Change?
Skinhead?

I just KNOW its not gonna be in a good way

 

all 3

 

 

No sorry, I disagree...if I got that from a girl I would automatically assume it was something which I would never notice ie...her hair is 5mm shorter, she's using a new type of eye-liner etc etc

Never know it may be a good thing...I've just had a breast enlargement op, I no longer need underwear etc etc!!

The glass is half-full!!

 

Bishman- I hope your right mate Your right about birds as they always think they look dead different just cause they had 1/2" off thair hair or somthing

She is manageress at some hairdressers now it seems so im hoping its just the hair, and not that shes turned from this lil blonde minter so some big fat munter

Meant to be meeting her this lunchtime "if nothing comes up" (escape route already planned ) but its getting scarily close and i dont wana spend lunchtime with jabba the hutt
I might re-arange it for 2moro lunch and go spy on her to check she still mint now i know where she works, pmsl

 

jsut go and have a mate call 10mins after you are there "something important come up"

oh and take a picture

 

Ahh a hairdresser!! Bet she's no longer blonde mate, dark brown with highlights probably...make sure you post up a pic so I know just how right I am!!

 

if shes mentioned it, its obviously something good!!

otherwise she wouldnt say nuthin! "oh hey, you wont recognise me anymore ive gotten so fat & ugly....anyway, cya later!"

 

I might have a small prayer for breast implants etc before i go, just to up the odds a bit

You can look at it both ways i guess, could say it seems daft her saying it if she looks bad as itd put me off, OR she saying it to prepare me for the horror im about to witness

She knows she used to look amazing, if she truly changed a LOT i cant see it being possible in a good way, oh gawd...

 

I bet its just a hair colour change...

some of the post on this topic are

 

pussy's pussy!!

 

she's went from blonde to brunette or vice versa

 

any news Ste?

swamp donkey!?

 

She probably said that so she can hide behind a newspaper with holes cut out for the eyes to check you out as you look round for her.

It might be YOU thats got fat and ugly

 

she'll have a cock

 

You going as her chaperone then?

Get back to bed sicknote.

 

I was going to put that

 

*Anna*,

 

Cheers Mercury

 

FPMSL

 

So.....how did go??

 

bet shes a munter

 

Shes kidnaped him

 

Kidnapped by a munter....bummer!!!

 

she's had a j-lo arse implant and now swallows instead of spits

 

Im back

Typical bird! She looks almost the same! Which is a good thing

RS DAZ- She looks JUST like them identical twins mate , infact thats how we accidently got in touch again, some drunken mistaken identity business

Hair slightly different (bit more "the salon wanaabee" now shes a hairdresser) but apart from that nowt much changed (even tho she reckons its been FOUR years I reckon 2.5tops but my memory is shockingly bad), even tho she reckons so...

She loves it too, was meant to go see her in her lunchbreak and she conned me into staying for ages at her work too n already text me, job done

I found out why she dissapeared off the face of the earth too! My (old, not current) mates told her i had a Mrs I did, but they didnt have to tell her Jelous shit stirry lil bitches, jus like on here

You KNOW why she loved it tho It MUST have been my supreme ZigZag sideys i knocked up with the cut-throat earlier Check em out








(Actually she did love em, fuck knows why but you see it every day when you out on the piss, birds love all these quifheads with ghey hair, if you cant beat em, join em, if you can beat em, slightly join em and beat em even more )

 

steve will those shave a few secs of yer quarter or what

 

Steve,

Do you actually go out in public looking like that?

I'm surprised people don't throw garbage at ya

 

 

 

I knew it!! What do I win??!

 

steve hope u know those pics will be used in future piss takes

 

I knew thyd be used, that thas half the reason i posted em

Compared to most peoples hair these days its WELL tame tho Birds love stupid hair it seems, goddamn Metrosexuals are cool now

 

just look at beckham for fooks sake ..but he's also rich..not bad at kicking a football yet his wife is a minger

 

**as austin powers would say**


MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

 

No.3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






check you felicity!!!

 

*As Steve would say*

Who the fuck are ya, what ya on about, and fuck off back to the muppet room with your tagteam gayness you dappy old bints