i nearly wet myself when this chav i used to go to school with tells me he's got a cvh powered rst producing 410bhp!!

he proceded to tell me it had sum american engine in it that he's had bored out but don't know what cc it is!!!!

i tell ya what there are sum real twats out there

 

could b the american tall block?

Cant see him having that much poke if the cock dont even know how much its been bored to

 

I have to agree mate. There is always that person eh!!

 

the kids a blantent bull shitter, he got knocked out during a fight then siad he was just pretending!!!

 

My mates one is 415 bhp!!!!

 

rolf

 

I know the sort of car you mean, 420bhp (even though its never been near the rollers) and runs a 16 second quarter?

 

PMSL!Thats well funny!

 

I'm also going to ELEVENerife this year too!!!

 

hey furry, I work at lyneham, where abouts you from mate?

 

here comes pugo to tell you off for not believing him

 

lol god please no more, thats bulling remember

 

I get serious rage when i hear this shit do they think were stupid !!!

 

 

you should all be ashamed of yourselves!!!! calling him a liar without asking for the full spec!!

 

hang on! iv got a mark twain quote here somewhere

 

oh dear what a loser

 

give him the respect he deserves, hes a chav driver

 

I love these peeps who need to impress, always used to get em when i was in the cossie, "oh yeah mine is 500bhp blah blah"

 

This is usually the moment you open the bonnet and find a 1.3 Valencia motor with a K&N bolt on filter and a rocker cover with a Tipex'd "410bhp"

 

people really get on my tits when they go on like that,

but its great when you tell them there talking fuckin shit

 

bully's

 

Most of the time they just won't have it though and tell you you don't know anything about it

 

spill the beans then fella....who is it?

 

Could be the 1900cc tallblock running LOTS of NOS but it seems unlikely given the circumstances.

Que Pugo mentioning bullying and Aids victims and his go kart engines again

 

There was a guy near me with a "180bhp rs turbo"
I completely killed it in my bog standard 2.0 16v nova i had at the time, and i was 3 up and he was on his own, no way his was any more than 150 as my car wasnt *that* much lighter.

Cant see why people bother with these sorts of claims, they just end up looking twats.

 

FPMSL

Puuuuugo! Your needed again! Defend his honour!

"Yea but you dont KNOW its not 410bhp, no but he might have stuff thats super sercet, yea but mark twain wrote about he the fool who disses the chavs rst, no but i bet hes a better driver than you, yea but martin hadland is evil, yea but i dont talk shit im a racer, yea but..."

 

yeah but no but yeah but no buy yeah but

 

Steady on mate!!!! You will have Pugo calling you a Bully if you are not careful

 

Just read the thread fully... I see you already done the Pugo gag

Steve, thats VERY funny

 

i got a mate who says his cousins Golf VR6 has a rally engine producing 400 bhp and is good for 220 mph

 

I had a mate with a Rover 620Ti who was always telling me it would wipe the floor with my RST. He then raced my bro's standard and heavily ICE'd FRST and lost

I'm just a tad quicker than my bro but he still reckons he's faster than me He's one of these people that no matter what you have his mates is bigger, better, faster etc

 

so the thread turns from a bloke with claims your all questioning, to rip the shit out of me.............fookin quality!

did you have the bollox to call him to his face....or did you just come on here spouting.......??

does this bloke REALLY exist

remember my name, porkie....you will be screaming it later!!!!!

Pugo

 

I think Pugo wants to make love to you porkie mate!

But dont let him BULLY you into doing anything you dont want to or feel uncomfortable doing.

 

well i have roadcraft so how can you doubt me? lol

 

Arggggggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm scared... Mummy help

So just to be clear, 3 other people take the piss out of you on this thread before me and then you threaten me....



So Martin has to be nice to people at all times but you can threaten people with Violence??? (or was it sex?)

YOU ARE A HYPOCRITICAL CNUT

 

Porkie i think he was trying to seduce you not threaten you.

 

Porkie - you're in there mate

 

He obviously is hoping that the nickname "porkie" refers to you having a particuarly fat cock.

cause pugo LOVES the cock