ive suffered with this problem a while, my gf seems to like those pumps homo's wear who pay £50 for hair cuts and have rich daddys. Is it just me or does it happen to you?

i fucking hate those pumps ive never tried them on and never will!

 

pumps?

 

do you mean them awful gym shoe thingys that you wouldnt be seen dead in at school? cant see anything fashionable about them at all

 

i have seen said faggots, with said pumps on, is it a play to show the fem side to pull birds or are you a screaming shit pusher?

 

do you live in a cave? yes those uncomfortable shit cold shoes

like these http://www.bankfashion.co.uk/product...ea-pump/41317/

far from a screaming shit pusher

my gf was blagging me earlier to get some and it just popped into my head

 

An old pal of mine turned up at my works with a puncture, he was wearing said pumps, oh how I mocked him.

 

I hate them too and men look awful in them!!

 

cant go wrong with trainers, owned a pair of pumps and there only good for driving in, looking good in - deffinatly not

 

I think I used to wear them for PE, 25 years ago.

They're very handy for climbing ropes and balancing whilst walking across an upturned wooden bench.

 

i wear what i want, fuck what wor lass thinks

 

+1

i hate trainers,but the pump style i do where to knock about in,especially when im detailing,get grubby,bin them get another pair,job jobbed

 

Pump just makes me thing of Ant & Dec and pumping in the biscuit tin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJtvU...eature=related

 

Wear them and you might as well get yourself some UGG boots too!!

 

Why the hell do you wear them if you dont like them?? Fuck what your gf says-she obviously has no fashion sense!

 

one of my mates where's those gay shoes when ever we see him we ask him if its plims a clock he don't find it funny

 

my ex use to like me in boots,and one point she did ask me to get a denim jacket no way to that

 

i was thinking more of the style with the rubber toe front, but both are equally as gay

 

Even 'cameltoe' Franco wouldn't wear that shit. My missus knows better than to tell me what to wear.

 

I saw a bloke wearing Ugg boots yesterday. Did look a tad odd

 

i agree gay as fuck

 

Converse?

 

haha our lass uncle came over from america not long back and he was wearing them ugg boots..didnt know whether i wanted to slap him or laugh at him..looked a total tool

 

I only noticed cos I caught a glimpse and thought "they're birds boots surely?" and saw the label

 

Brilliant! It's good to know we all did the same things at PE back then or "gym" as it was called in primary school!


Ronnie Amis has a pair apparently but he never posted the pics

 

was talking about this today iv seen alot of men being old what to wear by their other halfs it does tickle me

ladys says "here take this and them and go try it on"
fella was like "i prefer the dark one"
her answer "yes and your colour blind now go"

i nearly fell over laughing.

 

i think what you mean i call baseball boots or baseys?? i dont mind them as much b ut probably wouldnt buy them..i was thinking of these..http://www.schoolpumps.co.uk/plimsol...e-/prod_6.html

 

haha oh yeah!

 

Men who wear UGG boots are deffo on the wrong bus!! Or at least in denial about it!

 

noooo.............................but my boyfriend does!!!

 

Fucking horrid fucking things but then again most of the mens fashion nowadays is shite....fucking low slung necks, hats that hang down to there arse holes and fucking baggy off the arse jeans...... I'm a doorman and one of the strictest things we pull lads on is trousers not being pulled up and dirty shoes.....fucking pissing me off just typing it now...

...and who the fuck can fit into the sizes in most high street shops now, I have to pretty much buy xxl when I can find a shop that goes that big or buy from shops that cater for the bigger man....tops shop xl won't even fit my other half!

 

The only pumps I'm aware of are Reebok Pumps

 

those are what we call "sanny two bobs"
Would i fuck wear them in fact last year in glasgow i bought a jacket fairly expensive and the guy on the counter said you get a free pair of pumps of one type or another upon seeing them i asked if hed wear them?....he had them on lol so i donated mine to him
Ps he was def a shit pusher.

 

the best thing i bought when i was shopping last was a red lumber jack jacket from topman which makes me look like a pikey, i also wear trackys, a wooly jumper and a farmer giles flat cap, oh and trainers

 

at the same time? sexy sorry

 

Homosexual as fuck. No way I would put that near my feet

Lol


Womens footwear if you ask
Me

 

These are pumps,well what I know them as!!!



Those other fucking things are called plimsolls,deck shoes or "gay as fuck shoes we were forced to wear in gym class".

Dunlop green flash anyone?

 

Btw,tell her to get fucked unless she's prepared to wear glasshealed shoes and fuck all else!!!

 

my missus bought me some, unfortunately after wearing them to re-decorate the hall stairs and landing, waiting for the grass to be wet before cutting it they were no longer suitable to wear out in public

 

LMAO i think it was compulsary for every school to have the same shit bench.

 

She tells you what to wear

Seriously unless you can get in a pair of thigh high PVC boots in exchange tell her to jog on